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humor The Onion 2026-05-13

Hantavirus Cruise Survivors Return Home to Quarantine and Questionable Life Choices.

Passengers from a hantavirus-plagued cruise ship are back home, ready for quarantine and to ponder why they thought a floating petri dish was a good vacation idea. Let's hope their next trip is to a nice, isolated desert island.

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