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humor The Onion 2026-05-13

Hantavirus Cruise Survivors Return Home to Quarantine and Questionable Life Choices.

Passengers from a hantavirus-plagued cruise ship are back home, ready for quarantine and to ponder why they thought a floating petri dish was a good vacation idea. Let's hope their next trip is to a nice, isolated desert island.


<p>Passengers aboard the cruise ship at the epicenter of a deadly hantavirus outbreak have returned to their home countries, where they will be quarantined and monitored. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/passengers-from-hantavirus-stricken-cruise-ship-return-home/">Passengers From Hantavirus-Stricken Cruise Ship Return Home</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>Passengers aboard the cruise ship at the epicenter of a deadly hant...

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