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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-13

Xi Jinping Ditches Translator, Apparently Believes Chinese is Universal Language

In a bold move, President Xi Jinping has decided that the nuances of Mandarin are best understood without the messy interference of a translator. Apparently, the world has finally caught up to China's linguistic superiority.

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