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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Champs Demand AI Shark-Proof Boards.

As the First International Robot Surfing Championships approach, competitors in Cerritos are demanding new AI-powered shark proximity sensor boards. Organizers admit current robot models are more terrified of jellyfish than actual predators.

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