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humor De Speld 2026-05-13

Politician Ditches Left Brain, Claims 'Common Sense' Resides Entirely in Right Hemisphere

A Dutch politician has declared her left brain hemisphere officially retired, blaming it for all disagreeable things like woke language and less meat. Apparently, her 'common sense' is exclusively located in the right hemisphere, which is apparently more than sufficient. So long, logic and facts!


Caroline van der Plas is helemaal klaar met haar linker hersenhelft. <p>โ€‹Caroline van der Plas is helemaal klaar met haar linker hersenhelft. Alles wat de oud-politica onzin vindt, schrijft ze toe aan de linkerkant van haar brein. En die wil ze vanaf nu nooit meer gebruiken, kondigt ze aan: &quot;Mijn boerenverstand zit rechts, dat is meer dan voldoende.&quot;</p> <p>Aanleiding voor deze beslissing is het leven buiten de Tweede Kamer: dat valt Van der Plas zwaar. &quot;De Tweede Kamer was voorna...

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