Vatican Cops Nab Trump After 'Escalating Spiritual Tensions' and 'Meme Event'
In a stunning display of papal authority, the Vatican SWAT team has apprehended Donald Trump, citing 'escalating spiritual tensions' and an 'unacceptable meme event.' Apparently, even the Pope can't just scroll past blasphemy when you're governing like a monarch.
Vatican officials cite “escalating spiritual tensions” after president allegedly began freelancing divine authority <img alt="Pope announces Trump in custody after stunning Vatican raid" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/05/Screenshot-2026-05-05-at-10.04.31---AM.png" /><p>VATICAN CITY — The Vatican confirmed today that <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/trump-vows-to-sacrifice-as-many-soldiers-as-it-takes-to-distract-from-epste...