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humor The Onion 2026-05-13

Woman Dies After Failing To Shake Something She Was Supposed To Shake

Susan Westbrook, 54, has sadly passed away after a catastrophic failure to shake well something that required vigorous shaking. It's a harsh reminder of the dangers of inadequate oscillation.


<p>Susan Westbrook, 54, passed away Sunday after not shaking well something she was supposed to shake well.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/susan-westbrook/">Susan Westbrook</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>Susan Westbrook, 54, passed away Sunday after not shaking well something she was supposed to shake well.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/susan-westbrook/">Susan Westbrook</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com"...

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