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humor The Onion 2026-05-13

Study Finds Homes Are 'Great For Streaming TV And Jerking Off'

Forget entertaining guests; a new report hilariously confirms that homes are 'great for streaming TV and jerking off.' Apparently, we're all just pretending we need places for guests these days. Who knew?


<p>Look, we all know how most people live their lives these days, so let’s not beat around the bush and pretend you need a nice home for entertaining and shit like that. Reference #538518</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/great-for-streaming-tv-and-jerking-off/">Great For Streaming TV And Jerking Off</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>Look, we all know how most people live their lives these days, so let’s not beat around the bush and pretend yo...

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