The CIA has come under fire for equipping a gaggle of rowdy 7-year-olds with AK-47s and Stinger missiles for 'Operation First Grade.' Critics are questioning the wisdom of backing rambunctious elementary schoolers for playground access, while the agency blames 'anti-lunch extremists' for cafeteria destruction.

<p>LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the lessons of history, the Central Intelligence Agency came under fire Friday for arming a group of rowdy 7-year-olds in the town of Heronburg, OH. “Last I checked, the American people were never consulted about whether they wanted [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/cia-under-fire-for-arming-group-of-rowdy-7-year-olds/">CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year...