In a surprising turn of events, King Charles III's speech devolved into a royal rant, rebranding several MPs as 'whiny little bitches' and 'mewling pukes.' Apparently, the crown jewels aren't the only things sparkling with passive-aggressive British wit.

A LATE addition to the King’s Speech has the monarch listing a number of Labour MPs and cabinet members who ‘will henceforward be known as whiny little bitches’. <p><strong>A LATE addition to the King’s Speech has the monarch listing a number of Labour MPs and cabinet members who ‘will henceforward be known as whiny little bitches’. </strong></p> <p>The amendment, written in pen by the prime minister, lists Jess Phillips, Miatta Fahnbulleh, Alex Davies-Jones and Zubir Ahmed as ‘mewling pukes who...