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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-13

Real Madrid Prez Declares Himself Strong, Will Give More Thwacks If Needed

Florentino Pérez, Real Madrid's president, surprised everyone by announcing early elections, rather than resigning. He stated with confidence that he's strong and ready to administer more 'thwacks' if necessary, presumably to anyone daring to question his powerful leadership. One can only imagine the pep talks behind closed doors.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="353" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/05/Captura-de-pantalla-2026-05-13-a-las-11.00.26-600x353.png" width="600" /></figure>El presidente del Real Madrid, Florentino Pérez, compareció por sorpresa este martes ante los medios de comunicación y anunció la convocatoria adelantada de las elecciones a la presidencia del club en una rueda de prensa que ya se considera histórica. Estas fueron las frases más significativas: “Lam...

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