Keir Starmer, depicted as a blood-drinking barbarian, summoned Wes Streeting to his skull-throne, only to dismiss him as unworthy of a proper fight. Instead, Starmer opted for the more 'merciful' act of a world-shattering nut-kick. Streeting, naturally, claimed victory by wetting himself and running away.

KEIR Starmer summoned the latest challenger to enter his hall of combat while drinking blood from a horn while seated on his throne of enemies’ skulls. <p><strong>KEIR Starmer summoned the latest challenger to enter his hall of combat while drinking blood from a horn while seated on his throne of enemies’ skulls. </strong></p> <p>Battle-scarred champion Starmer called hopeful Wes Streeting to step into his blood-strewn thunderdome while chewing the flesh of Olly Robbins from a femur and spitting...