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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-13

Starmer Roars 'Approach, Challenger!' From Throne of Skulls, Then Kicks Nuts

Keir Starmer, depicted as a blood-drinking barbarian, summoned Wes Streeting to his skull-throne, only to dismiss him as unworthy of a proper fight. Instead, Starmer opted for the more 'merciful' act of a world-shattering nut-kick. Streeting, naturally, claimed victory by wetting himself and running away.

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