Construction workers are vexed by homeowners who work from home, claiming their presence disrupts the 'foul-mouthed Kiss FM hammering rhythm.' Apparently, vape breaks and casual swearing are impossible with a 'soft-handed prick' asking about Teams meetings. Meanwhile, the homeworker feels emasculated and wishes for the good old days of office work.

A TEAM of builders contracted to construct a home extension are disappointed to learn it is yet another bloody homeworker. <p><strong>A TEAM of builders contracted to construct a home extension are disappointed to learn it is yet another bloody homeworker. </strong></p> <p>On learning that the owner of the property would be present throughout the job, builder Martin Bishop realised it would be a long six weeks being snooped on by a soft-handed prick asking dickhead questions.</p> <p>He said: “Ch...