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humor Clickhole 2026-05-13

Cruise Lines: Hantavirus Only 32nd Worst Thing on Your Vacation

Worried about hantavirus on a cruise? Relax! The industry assures us it's only the 32nd worst thing that could happen, right after sketchy buffets and naked old guys. Plenty of other horrors await, so don't let a little rodent virus spoil your fun!


With the recent cases of hantavirus spreading onboard the MV Hondius cruise ship, you may be rethinking booking yourself a vacation aboard a similar vessel.&#8230; <div> <p dir="ltr">With the recent cases of hantavirus spreading onboard the MV Hondius cruise ship, you may be rethinking booking yourself a vacation aboard a similar vessel. Well, looks like the cruise ship industry has a message for people like you: Theyโ€™ve just issued a press release explaining that contracting hantavirus is, โ€œonl...

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