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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-13

Britons Demand Labour Leadership Contest, Dream of Politician 'Waifus'

Forget policy, the public is clamoring for a Labour leadership contest fueled by... extreme fangirling? Readers confess their undying devotion to MPs, some even fantasizing about betrayal. Because nothing screams 'politics' like a politician body pillow.


A LABOUR leadership contest must happen because the public demands it. Here Britons reveal which much-loved MP they have chosen to be their eternal champion. <p><strong>A LABOUR leadership contest must happen because the public demands it. Here Britons reveal which much-loved MP they have chosen to be their eternal champion: </strong></p> <p><strong>Ellie Shaw, teacher </strong></p> <p>“Is Bridget Phillipson a candidate? The one who slagged off Bob Vylan and hasn’t done anything else of note? Sh...

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