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humor The Shovel 2026-05-12

Citizens Ditch Property Dreams, Embrace LNG Tycoon Ambitions After Tax Loophole Closure

Australians, apparently bored with merely owning investment properties, are now Googling how to become colossal liquefied natural gas tycoons. Because clearly, offshore LNG platforms are the new beachfront property.


<p>“I had planned to just have a few investment properties to set me up for retirement, but I guess now I’ll be operating an offshore LNG platform instead”.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/05/13/huge-spike-in-searches-for-how-do-i-become-a-gas-company/">Huge Spike in Searches for ‘How Do I Become a Gas Company’ After Other Tax Loopholes Closed</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>.</p> <p>Google has reported a massive surge in Australians ...

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