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humor El Deforma 2026-05-12

Trump Considers Venezuela's Statehood After Discovering Arepas, A 'Decent Snack'.

After a surprising encounter with arepas in Miami, Donald Trump is now contemplating making Venezuela the 51st state, citing a dire need for better snacks in America. Geopolitical and culinary experts deem the plan unfeasible but acknowledge its potential to revolutionize White House breakfasts.


Ya presentó un plan para la "integración" de Venezuela <h2 style="text-align: center;">Ya presentó un plan para la &#8220;integración&#8221; de Venezuela</h2> <p><strong>Caracas Americana.-</strong> Luego de llegar por sorpresa a un puesto de arepas en <strong>Miami</strong>, el presidente Donald Trump declaró que está considerando seriamente la posibilidad de convertir a <strong>Venezuela</strong> en el estado 51 d<strong>e Estados Unidos</strong>, argumentando que a su país le hacen falta boca...

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