The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly a tad concerned about fan Lonny Philbin, whose investment in the team's success seems to far outweigh that of the very athletes getting paid to play. It's good to know someone still cares, right?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0388fc308c06a0388fc308c1.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SAN DIEGO, CA — The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly concerned about local sports fan Lonny Philbin for being more invested in the success of the team than even the actual players.</p>