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Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Memberships Now Include Priority Drone Repair and Reverse-Spelling Enlightenment.

Following protests by the PYRO Association, Oxxo unveiled its new Prime tier. Members now receive guaranteed access to the controversial drone repair school and exclusive lessons from a guru on OXXO's backward path to cosmic truth.

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