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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-12

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Yoga Protests Reveal Secret Toad Licking Sanctuary Near Cerritos.

Environmental concerns over the Cerritos toll road were unmasked as a desperate plea to protect a prime 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' site. Disgruntled Yoga Retreat workers demand designated 'Lick Zones'.

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