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humor El Deforma 2026-05-12

Henry Martín Vows to Never Miss Another Penalty Kick – Five at a Time.

After a rather embarrassing elimination, Mexican player Henry Martín has solemnly vowed to never miss any of the five penalty kicks awarded to his team henceforth. His newfound techniques include staring down the goalie and summoning the spirit of Hugo Sánchez, because why not?


La promesa la dijo en un motivador discurso <h2 style="text-align: center;">La promesa la dijo en un motivador discurso</h2> <p>Nido animoso.- Luego de la eliminación de las Águilas del América, se ha dado a conocer un (des)motivador discurso de Henry Martín, en el que promete solemnemente no volver a fallar ninguno de los cinco penales que le puedan marcar a su equipo.</p> <p><em>&#8220;Ya aprendí la lección</em>&#8220;, se le escucha decir a Martín frente a todos sus compañeros, quienes lo esc...

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