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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-12

Man Demands Proof: Where's the Rule Against Rotisserie Chicken in the Men's Room?

A loyal customer, having already paid for his rotisserie chicken, insists on enjoying his meal in the men's room, challenging staff to produce the rulebook. Apparently, the only thing more absurd than his request is his detailed explanation of how he'll avoid making a mess.


<p>Alright, this is absolutely ridiculous. I am a long-time customer in good standing, and I just completed my weekly shopping without bothering... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/show-me-the-rule-that-says-i-cant-take-a-rotisserie-chicken-that-ive-already-paid-for-into-the-piggly-wiggly-mens-room/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/show-me-the-rule-that-says-i-cant-take-a-rotisserie-chicken-tha...

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