Minister of Grand Exits Resigns, Cites Council Elections and 'That Thing With Mandelson'
The Minister for Resigning To Make A Political Point has bravely bowed out, alongside the Minister for Storming Out Angrily. Their departures leave critical roles vacant, like the Under-Minister for Pompously Walking Out On Principle, ensuring Britain's political landscape remains thrillingly unstable.
THE minister for Resigning To Make A Political Point has offered her resignation to Keir Starmer. <p><strong>THE minister for Resigning To Make A Political Point has offered her resignation to Keir Starmer.Β </strong></p> <p>MP Emma Bradford, who accepted the position as part of her long-term plan to unseat the prime minister, has joined the junior minister for Storming Out Angrily and the minister for Self-Important Political Gestures in leaving the front bench.</p> <p>She said: βThe council ele...