In a stunning poll, Americans admit they now 'yearn' for finance bros, finding them marginally less irritating than tech bros. Apparently, making eye contact while ruining lives is considered an improvement. Who knew global capitalism had such nuanced tiers of awfulness?

<p>SAN FRANCISCO, CA &#8211; Admitting they “never thought it would come to this,” a rigorous poll of every American confirmed that the sustained humiliation of living under tech bro dominance has forced the nation to, embarrassingly, long for finance bros. “Look, at least a finance bro maintained eye contact while he was ruining your life,” [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/tech-bro-loserdom-forces-nation-to-yearn-for-finance-bros/" rel="nofollow">Tech Bro ...