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humor The Onion 2026-05-12

Gas Station Prices So High, They Need Scientific Notation

Gas prices have reached astronomical levels, forcing a bewildered gas station to resort to scientific notation on its price sign. Prepare for your wallet to experience a gravitational collapse.

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