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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-12

Astrology Update: Leo, Hantavirus Offers Better Visibility Than Your Videos

This week's horoscope suggests Leo might gain more social media traction from contracting a rodent-borne illness than from their current video content. Apparently, true virality comes not from talent, but from terrifying zoonotic diseases.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="332" src="https://emtstatic.com/2017/05/horoscopos-600x332.jpg" width="600" /></figure>Aries A ver cómo le explicas a tu madre la diferencia entre el antivirus que le instalaste y el hantavirus, con el enfado que lleva encima. Tauro Tienes que dejar de ver tantos documentales de abejas porque luego no hablas de otra cosa y la gente se aleja de ti. Géminis Tu váter está muy [&#8230;]

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