In a groundbreaking revelation, it seems that shows featuring attractive people engaging in various forms of highly stylized, often bizarre, sexual activity are popular. Who knew that a liberal application of nudity and explicit scenes could capture the public's attention more than intricate plotlines?

<em>EUPHORIA</em> and <em>Rivals</em> are the biggest shows on TV right now, but why? Here are five potential reasons, all genital-based. <p><strong><em>EUPHORIA</em> and <em>Rivals</em> are the biggest shows on TV right now, but why? Here are five potential reasons, all genital-based: </strong></p> <p><strong>They contain scenes of a sexual nature</strong></p> <p>So-called sophisticated viewers spent years pretending they relished the social commentary of <em>The Wire</em> or the corporate sati...