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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-12

Hantavirus: The Virus That's Funnier Than COVID (According to Satirists)

According to Le Gorafi, Hantavirus is 30% fatal, meaning you'll miss out on the Master Poulet controversy and a thrilling presidential campaign. If Jean Castex doesn't show up, it's probably fine, and to protect yourself, just buy a farm, dig a moat, and get a sniper rifle. Simple!

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