Struggling to acknowledge a friend's birthday without them knowing? The solution is simple: whisper 'Happy Birthday' into a chicken's ear, then murder the fowl to ensure your secret remains safe. Alternatively, admire a century-old cake photo or run over a piñata while they sleep. So much joy, so little contact!

Sometimes a friend or relative has a birthday, but you’re embarrassed to celebrate in a way that they will find out about. Fortunately, there are&#8230; <p dir="ltr"><em>Sometimes a friend or relative has a birthday, but you’re embarrassed to celebrate in a way that they will find out about. Fortunately, there are some awesome and creative ways to celebrate someone’s birthday discreetly without them ever knowing. Here are five ways it can be done!</em></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>1. Whisper The Wor...