Forget 'quiet luxury,' the new obsession for the perpetually out-of-touch is the 'XXL bag.' This monstrosity, large enough to house a small family of chihuahuas or your entire collection of artisanal incense, promises 'more space, more style.' Expats in Baja will be seen lugging these behemoths, presumably filled with organic facial mists and their deeply complex feelings, proving they can be effortlessly chic while looking like they're moving house every Tuesday.