Dr. Fauci Conveniently Has Hantavirus Vaccine Ready, Because Of Course He Does.
Just when you thought hantavirus was going to be the next big scary thing, Dr. Fauci pops up to announce he's been working on a vaccine this whole time. It's almost as if he knew, isn't it?
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0245bf41c7a6a0245bf41c7b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>ROCKVILLE, MD β Hantavirus has quickly become the biggest viral threat to humanity since COVID and as luck would have it, Dr. Fauci has announced that he has been working on a hantavirus vaccine this entire time. How convenient!</p>