Apparently, a shiny new golden statue of Donald Trump possesses the miraculous ability to heal those afflicted with the dreaded 'liberalism'. One woman touched it and voilà, cured! Who needs therapy when you have metallic political effigies?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0250bf619626a0250bf61963.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MIAMI, FL — A newly christened golden statue of President Donald Trump may have healing powers, as sources confirmed a woman who had touched it was miraculously healed of her liberalism.</p>