Trump Accused of Culinary Treason for Blue Raspberry Reflecting Pool Flavor Swap.
Critics are in an uproar because President Trump dared to replace the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's 'original coconut flavor' with blue raspberry. Apparently, Abe Lincoln was a lifelong coconut enthusiast and this is an attack on democracy itself.
<p>WASHINGTON—Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision to replace the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s original coconut flavor with blue raspberry. “For more than a century, a statue of Abraham Lincoln has gazed out over the reflecting pool that bears his name and that […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-slammed-for-replacing-reflecting-pools-original-coconut-flavor...