Liberals nationwide are reportedly in a state of pure horror as Trump unveils his latest masterpiece: turning the historic Reflecting Pool into the largest water amusement park east of the Mississippi. Because what the nation truly needs is more slides and fewer solemn monuments.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a021a2a878a76a021a2a878a8.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Liberals across the nation were horrified as Trump turned the Lincoln Memorial's Reflecting Pool into the largest water amusement park east of the Mississippi.</p>