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humor The Onion 2026-05-11

Trump's Mysterious Circle: 'Why Am I Surrounded By Chinese People?' Wonders Billionaire

In a stunning display of self-awareness (or lack thereof), Donald Trump has been pondering why he finds himself perpetually encircled by Chinese individuals. Experts are baffled, suggesting it might have something to do with trade deals, but insiders whisper it's just his unique brand of geopolitical feng shui.


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