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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-11

Goodyear Blimp So Thin It Might Float Away After Ozempic

The iconic Goodyear Blimp is now barely recognizable, reportedly having embarked on a new, aerodynamic diet. It seems even gargantuan airships are susceptible to the siren call of the latest weight-loss wonder drug.

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