The iconic Goodyear Blimp is now barely recognizable, reportedly having embarked on a new, aerodynamic diet. It seems even gargantuan airships are susceptible to the siren call of the latest weight-loss wonder drug.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a01f2f4229506a01f2f422951.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic.</p>