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humor The Onion 2026-05-11

Hantavirus Symptoms Include Stress About World; Vaccine Aids Weight Loss

Forget rodents, the real hantavirus culprit is stress about the world's state, apparently. And if you're worried about getting it, don't: a vaccine is coming, but only if it doubles as a diet pill.


<p>Three people have died and others have fallen ill after contracting hantavirus aboard a Dutch-owned luxury cruise ship. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the illness. Q: What are the symptoms of hantavirus? A: It starts with feeling stressed out about the state of the world. Q: Who is at the highest [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hantavirus/">What To Know About Hantavirus</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onio...

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