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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-11

Apostle John Confident Revelation Couldn't Be Clearer

Emerging from his cave, the Apostle John declared his latest divine download perfectly lucid, which is reassuring for anyone who's ever tried to decipher ancient apocalyptic prophecies.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a01fa3d3b27a6a01fa3d3b27b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>PATMOS β€” The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn't have been more clear in his description of the revelation he'd received.</p>

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