New York, in a stroke of questionable genius, has offered its nursing homes as accommodations for hantavirus patients. Because what's scarier than a deadly virus? The smell of mothballs and bingo night.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a01f0ef943e46a01f0ef943e5.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MANHATTAN — The State of New York has graciously offered to allow American hantavirus patients to stay in any of their local nursing homes.</p>