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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-11

Republicans Fed to Fiery Furnace for Trump Statue Disrespect

In a stunning display of devotion, three Republicans were reportedly tossed into a fiery furnace for failing to worship a golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago. Apparently, Lee Greenwood's patriotic tunes are now the national anthem for a cult of personality.

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