In a stunning display of devotion, three Republicans were reportedly tossed into a fiery furnace for failing to worship a golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago. Apparently, Lee Greenwood's patriotic tunes are now the national anthem for a cult of personality.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a01f6a0eb2866a01f6a0eb287.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been instructed to bow down and worship when Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." played on the PA system.</p>