Democrats' Trump-Busting Petard Backfires, Hoisting Themselves
Democrats unveiled a 'petard' designed to blow up Trump and Republicans, but in a twist worthy of a bad Shakespeare play, they ended up hoisting themselves by their own petard. Classic Democrats, always finding a way to trip over their own feet.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a01be115ca5b6a01be115ca5c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. β In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions, which they had labored to construct these many months past, swearing upon their honor it would at last bring low the orange-haired knave Trump and his band of Republican rogues.</p>