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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-11

Canary Islands President Claims Rats Swim with Assault Rifles, Cites ChatGPT

Apparently, the latest intelligence from ChatGPT suggests that rats are not only excellent swimmers but also proficient with assault rifles. The Canary Islands president, Fernando Clavijo, shared this groundbreaking (and terrifying) information, proving that sometimes AI gets it wrong, and politicians get it hilariously wrong.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="336" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/05/ratitti-600x336.jpg" width="600" /></figure>El presidente del Gobierno de Canarias,&#160;Fernando Clavijo (CC) y tras afirmar que las ratas “son excelentes nadadoras”, tal y como le había informado ChatGPT, ahora defiende “quien intenta ridiculizarme”, que no dichos roedores no solo saben nadar, sino que también son capaces de manejar rifles de asalto. “Y para quien me pongan en ...

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