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humor The Onion 2026-05-11

Mass Grave of Trump Advisors Unearthed, Decades of Disagreements Buried

Washington D.C. groundskeepers stumbled upon a veritable 'who's who' of former Trump advisors, buried deeper than their policy ideas. Experts cite cosmetic procedures as a key factor in preserving the evidence, which is just *chef's kiss*.


<p>WASHINGTON—Authorities in the nation’s capital reportedly unearthed the bodies of more than 150 former Trump advisors Thursday after a worker stumbled upon what appeared to be a mass grave on the grounds of the White House. Investigators were called to the scene after a groundskeeper performing routine landscaping around the North Lawn’s fountain noticed a [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/authorities-unearth-mass-grave-of-trump-advisors/">Authorities Unearth Mass Grave ...

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