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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-11

Woman Knew Vernon and Tess Would Split Because He Sexted a Page 3 Girl in 2010

A Swindon woman, bless her heart, foresaw the Kay-Daly split thanks to some 2010 sexts. She's been quietly judging their 'sham' marriage ever since, proving that some people's foresight is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.


A SWINDON woman is unsurprised that Vernon Kay and Tess Daly have separated, because 16 years ago he sent numerous explicit texts to a Page 3 stunner. <p><strong>A SWINDON woman is unsurprised that Vernon Kay and Tess Daly have separated, because 16 years ago he sent numerous explicit texts to a Page 3 stunner. </strong></p> <p>Marketing manager Carolyn Ryan believes the ‘writing was on the wall’ back in 2010 and does not see why the couple allowed their ‘sham of a marriage’ to ‘limp on’ as long...

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