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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-11

Woman Knew Vernon and Tess Would Split Because He Sexted a Page 3 Girl in 2010

A Swindon woman, bless her heart, foresaw the Kay-Daly split thanks to some 2010 sexts. She's been quietly judging their 'sham' marriage ever since, proving that some people's foresight is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

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