A Daily Mail reader is in critical condition after a brief, accidental exposure to the idea of Angela Rayner as Prime Minister. Doctors are struggling to stabilize him with a 'Sarah Vine column IV drip,' noting that exposure to competence is highly toxic for his delicate constitution.

A DAILY Mail reader has been rushed to hospital after mentally picturing Angela Rayner as prime minister. <p><strong>A DAILY Mail reader has been rushed to hospital after mentally picturing Angela Rayner as prime minister. </strong></p> <p>Wayne Hayes of Watford is in critical condition after newspaper headlines caused him to imagine a Britain where a straight-talking working class Northern woman was installed in Downing Street where once giants like May, Truss and Johnson trod.</p> <p>Paramedic...