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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-11

Real Madrid Fans Celebrate Players NOT Fighting in El Clásico, For Once

In a shocking turn of events, Real Madrid supporters are apparently celebrating that their team's players didn't resort to fisticuffs during a match. Meanwhile, other teams are still apparently dreaming of basic competence, like reading a book or passing high school.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="399" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/05/Captura-de-pantalla-2026-05-11-a-las-11.34.09-600x399.png" width="600" /></figure>Levante 3-2 Osasuna El Levante todavía cree en el milagro: que sus jugadores se lean un libro este año. Elche 1-1 Alavés El Alavés todavía sueña con la permanencia: de sus jugadores en el instituto. Sevilla 2-1 Espanyol Nadie ha hecho más méritos este año para bajar a Segunda que el Espanyol y se me...

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