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humor The Chaser 2026-05-11

Canberra Cocaine Dealers Brace for Busiest Night as Politicians Lock Down Budget

Canberra's cocaine dealers are pulling an all-nighter, anticipating the annual surge in demand from politicians, staffers, and journalists during the budget lock-up. Apparently, the nation's financial planning fuels a parallel economy of, shall we say, 'creative accounting' for some.

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