Canberra Cocaine Dealers Brace for Busiest Night as Politicians Lock Down Budget
Canberra's cocaine dealers are pulling an all-nighter, anticipating the annual surge in demand from politicians, staffers, and journalists during the budget lock-up. Apparently, the nation's financial planning fuels a parallel economy of, shall we say, 'creative accounting' for some.
<p>"Between the politicians, staffers, journalists and content creators; it's the busiest night of the year."</p> <p>The post <a href="https://chaser.com.au/general-news/canberras-dealers-budget-lock-up/">Canberra’s cocaine dealers pull all-nighter in preparation for tomorrow’s budget lock-up</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chaser.com.au">The Chaser</a>.</p> <p>Cocaine dealers around the nation’s capital have been non-stop working today to meet the demand that comes with...