In a stunning display of misplaced optimism, several Northern towns have established Tourist Information Centres. Locals are advised to avoid these havens of 'hidden gems' like farms and industrial museums unless they enjoy existential dread and posh supermarkets.

NOBODY but a resident or a Reform candidate dreaming of an MP’s salary would ever visit, but these two-stall market towns have Tourist Information Centres anyway. Why? <p><strong>NOBODY but a resident or a Reform candidate dreaming of an MP’s salary would ever visit, but these two-stall market towns have Tourist Information Centres anyway. Why? </strong></p> <p><strong>Garstang</strong></p> <p>Also covers five other regions and has the ‘Hidden gem’ seal of misery. Lists three local attractions, ...