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humor The Needling 2026-05-10

Billionaire bemoans noisy hospital helipad after trying to block sick kids' airlift.

A man whose mansion costs more than most countries' GDP is *devastated* to discover that living next to a hospital means hearing helicopters. He wishes he'd known people might frown upon delaying medical care for his precious peace.

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