Trump's UFO Files Reveal Intergalactic Pedophile Ring, Because Of Course They Do
In a twist that’s *so* predictable it’s almost boring, Donald Trump’s attempt to distract from pesky earthly scandals by releasing UFO files has backfired, apparently linking him to an intergalactic pedophile ring involving aliens and former princes. Clearly, the truth is out there, and it’s weirder than we thought.
<p>Yikes, looks like Donald Trump just can’t catch a break! In the wake of pedophile allegations, the economy tanking, pedophile allegations, the... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/total-backfire-the-recently-unclassified-ufo-files-link-donald-trump-to-another-massive-pedophile-ring-but-in-space/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read more nonsense</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/total-backfire-the-recently-unclassified-ufo-files-link-donald-t...