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Our AI Says: New 4-Story Zoning Law Cited for Record-Breaking 'Noxious Breeze' Complaints.

Todos Santos's radical new zoning mandate, requiring all beachfront construction to be a minimum of four stories, aimed to protect residents from 'noxious sea breezes and dangerous green flashes.' However, the towering structures are now accused of creating unprecedented wind tunnels, intensifying the very breezes they were designed to thwart and directing blinding green flashes directly into morning organic aΓ§ai bowls.

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